Beats and Briefcases

Posted by TheZimp on May 8, 2009 in Blog | 1 comment

BOOM! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!

Yes. That was fun, wasn’t it? Things are picking up in the Anthony world. I’ve had the busiest week I’ve ever had in a long time. I’m feeling refreshed and ready. I even bought myself an awesome breifcase ( it’s all metallic and shit, looks like I’m carrying a million dollars). Obviously, the breifcase is worth more than anything I carry in it ( granola bars and Neil Strauss’ Emergency). When I bought the briefcase the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag, I thought that was funny. A briefcase is sort’ve a glorified bag – so basically I’d get a bag to carry another bag (and also, I had my old bag that day and I put my old bag in the new bag (briefcase)). That’s my briefcase story. Let me tell you, however, I wanted a briefcase even before I became a teacher. Breifcases are so bad ass. Everytime I see a briefcase I think of that poster for Falling Down with Michael Douglas. I want to get a pair of handcuffs and handcuff myself to my briefcase but I’m afraid someone will think I’m REALLY carrying a million dollars and hack my arm off in an alley and a bunch of cats will eat my eyeballs.

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Yes. I’m a teacher. I’m teaching at the same school where I graduated in 3d animation. I’m teaching 3d modeling and touching on animation. It’s really fun, the students are awesome and I love the commute downtown (how many people have you heard say THAT?). That’s basically how I make money to stay afloat in the world of a struggling artist.

Now – if you’re an avid reader of this site, you know that I have a series of videos in which I fist a puppet that looks like an old lady and make it yell obscenties in Italian. Well, those videos are getting REALLY popular. Dave and I are getting recognized in bars, clubs, libraries, men’s locker rooms, bathroom stalls, strip clubs, jail cells, and at underground poker tournaments. It’s really awesome and weird at the same time. Well, it seems my good friends at FILTERBOX MEDIA want Nonna Maria (the puppet) to come help them out with their show. So, clear your schedules on June 3rd cause you got yourself a date with Nonna Maria and 4 awesome Canadian bands (and I don’t just call ANY bands awesome). The information can be found here:

FACEBOOK EVENT

TWITTER EVENT

BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE

FILTERBOX MEDIA’s WEBSITE

There. See that. That’s what you need to know to GET YOUR DAMN ASS DOWN AT LAMBI FOR THE SHOW.

Finally – more awesome sexy stuff right here… coming.. up.. right.. NOW

Interested in organizing a tweetup? No? Interested in organizing a Videogame tweetup? Ah-ha. Now you’re interested.

If you’re interested please make use of my contact button at the top of the page. I want to create a VG-themed party with videogames, good beats, and the intention to raise money to buy consoles, videogames, and toys for sick kids who have to stay at the hospital. It’ll be awesome and fun and it’s all for a good cause, a better thing there is not.