More Zimp Sightings!
There’s nothing that makes my nipples more erect than getting pictures like these. Did I go to far with that nipple thing? Do men’s nipples get erect when they’re turned or is that just when it’s cold? Maybe I’ll write a blog post about that one day. Does that make me gay? Should I just erase this and start all over. Yes… yes I should. How come I haven’t erased anything yet? Like, why am I still typing?
Let me start over.
There’s nothing that makes my nipp– aww fuck it.
A Zimp Sighting is a trend started by my good internet friend Sarah Crisman ( @sarah_crisman).
Look how AWESOME these Zimp Sightings are:
The first, delicious, entry comes from Catherine Barry ( @catherinebarry ). Catherine took this photo on her weekend away to Toronto and confirms what we all believe: Yes, Toronto is so boring you have to resort to spelling things out with popcorn. I’m just kidding Toronto – it’s the Montrealer in me that keeps prodding you. I’m sure once I get to know you, you’re an awesome city. It’s not you, it’s me.
Thanks Catherine – once I get to it, you’ve got a snail-mail present coming to you!
The second, less delicious but equally awesome, Zimp Sighting is from my good friend Sammy. Sammy’s an awesome girl who I’ve known for YEARS. Seriously, had I known her any longer we probably would’ve been those types of friends that our parents would bathe in the same bathtub. Needless to say, Sammy’s been there since the beginning and she continues to delight me with little surprises like this now and then. Her and her husband are also starting their own 80s styled rock-band. So don’t be surprised if I go all 80s on your asses.
Sammy! You got a snail-mail gift coming to you too!!
Send me your ZIMP sightings!! I promise to send you a little something in return. Contact me via Twitter or e-mail me – ( mindofchester at g mail dot com ).
Love and Live and erected nipples!
Read MoreSarah Crisman Strikes Again! Zimp Sightings!
Well, my bestest best Internet friend Sarah Crisman from Hypeworthy has struck again!
First it was sand on a sunny beach in California:
And now snow in Illinois:
It seems nature cannot get away from Sarah Crisman’s delightful instinct to spell “The Zimp.” Neither can I. Pictures like this delight and amuse me. In some way, now, I feel connected to that beach in California or those train tracks in Illinois.
If anyone of you has these sudden urges to want to spell “The Zimp” on things then please do so and send them to me. I’ll post it on my blog, write about you, and send you a little gift (via snail mail).
In the meantime, I can only sit and ponder what tool Sarah Crisman used write “The Zimp” in the snow.
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